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The Effortless Process of Fixing Global Warming

March 30, 2022March 30, 2022 Omar Chicas 0 Comments Global Warming, Omar Chicas, Satire

Global warming, a minor problem that can be fixed very easily even though it has not been fixed for over

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Entertainment Satire 

CW: The Television Channel of Our Dreams

March 30, 2022March 30, 2022 Viet Ngo 0 Comments Arts, CW, Flash, Satire, Viet Ngo

The CW was just given the award for “Best Network Television Channel!” It became popular for its many great shows

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Life Satire 

How To Navigate the Blake Student Parking Lot 101: Parent Edition

February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 Guest Author 0 Comments blake parking, driving, Satire

By Molly Lang At Blake, there are a handful of ways your child can get to school in the morning.

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#WEAREBLAKE!! BLAKE BENGALS TO SUPER BOWL

February 10, 2022February 10, 2022 Alayna Brandolini 0 Comments Alayna Brandolini, Blake football, football, Mandy Sanidad, Satire, weareblake

All quotes are 100% fake. Recently announced after the conference championship, the Blake Bengals are now preparing for their very

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Euphoria Showcases the Unrepresented Struggle of Hardworking Sex Traffickers, Once Again Spreading Awareness and Totally not Triggering Anyone

February 8, 2022February 9, 2022 Indira Kar 0 Comments Euphoria, Indira Kar, Joking, Satire, Sex Trafficking, Sexual Abuse

This is a satire, all non-famous people mentioned are made up along with all quotes, for the purpose of entertainment.

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Opinion Satire 

MCPS To Implement Hypnopedia in Effort to Make Up Snow Days

February 8, 2022February 9, 2022 Alayna Brandolini 0 Comments COVID-19, MCPS, Satire, snow days

This article is a work of satire- all information and quotes are 100% fictional. In a bold new effort to

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COVID-19 Life Satire 

Live, Laugh, Love <3 MCPS Currently

January 21, 2022January 21, 2022 Mandy Sanidad 0 Comments COVID-19, Mandy Sanidad, MCPS, please close schools i beg, Satire

I love it at school right now. Nothing like walking into the hallways and breathing in a thick scent of

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Entertainment Opinion Satire 

A Full and Comprehensive List of Anime Characters that would Beat Goku

November 5, 2021January 21, 2022 Mandy Sanidad 0 Comments anime, Mandy Sanidad, Satire, Sofia Norberte

A constant question in the anime community is “Who is the strongest character?” The most common answer is Goku from

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News Satire 

PETA Pitches for the MLB to Change Animal-ist Baseball Term “Bullpen” to “Arm Barn”

November 5, 2021January 21, 2022 Indira Kar 0 Comments arm barn, bullpen, Indira Kar, MLB, PETA, Satire

In another gastly attempt to remain relevant, PETA is pitching for Major League Baseball (MLB) to stop using the term

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COVID-19 Life Satire 

COVID-19 Rescued Us From a Routine Valentine’s Day

February 10, 2021January 14, 2022 Mandy Sanidad candy, chocolates, Life, Mandy Sanidad, opinion, valentine, Valentines day, vday

This past year, everyone has been celebrating holidays differently, and Valentine’s Day won’t be an exception. Without being able to

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MD Men News Satire 

The “Florida Men” of Maryland

December 10, 2020November 12, 2021 Indira Kar Crimes, Florida Man, Maryland, Satire, True Crime

Florida, the chaos capital of the United States and proud home to the world’s worst superhero, Florida Man. The sunshine

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Farewell, Zinkieviches!
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Farewell, Zinkieviches!

May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 Alayna Brandolini 0
The Joy That Carries You (Review)
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The Joy That Carries You (Review)

May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 Reese Schenkel 0
Never in Grey Scale: Goodbye Greyson
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Never in Grey Scale: Goodbye Greyson

May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 Indira Kar 0
Montgomery County Agricultural Fair Dates
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Montgomery County Agricultural Fair Dates

May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 Reese Schenkel 0
The Bad Guys: Not So That Bad After All
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The Bad Guys: Not So That Bad After All

May 18, 2022May 18, 2022 Greyson Hamilton 0

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The Pawcast Episode 5: Women in SGA
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The Pawcast Episode 5: Women in SGA

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In light of Women’s History Month, co-hosts Mandy Sanidad (he/they) and Lauren Ambe (they/she) sit down and talk to the

The Pawcast Episode 4: A Discussion of COVID Safety at Blake
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