The Effortless Process of Fixing Global Warming
Global warming, a minor problem that can be fixed very easily even though it has not been fixed for over
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Satire
CW: The Television Channel of Our Dreams
The CW was just given the award for “Best Network Television Channel!” It became popular for its many great shows
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How To Navigate the Blake Student Parking Lot 101: Parent Edition
By Molly Lang At Blake, there are a handful of ways your child can get to school in the morning.
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#WEAREBLAKE!! BLAKE BENGALS TO SUPER BOWL
All quotes are 100% fake. Recently announced after the conference championship, the Blake Bengals are now preparing for their very
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Euphoria Showcases the Unrepresented Struggle of Hardworking Sex Traffickers, Once Again Spreading Awareness and Totally not Triggering Anyone
This is a satire, all non-famous people mentioned are made up along with all quotes, for the purpose of entertainment.
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MCPS To Implement Hypnopedia in Effort to Make Up Snow Days
This article is a work of satire- all information and quotes are 100% fictional. In a bold new effort to
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Live, Laugh, Love <3 MCPS Currently
I love it at school right now. Nothing like walking into the hallways and breathing in a thick scent of
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A Full and Comprehensive List of Anime Characters that would Beat Goku
A constant question in the anime community is “Who is the strongest character?” The most common answer is Goku from
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PETA Pitches for the MLB to Change Animal-ist Baseball Term “Bullpen” to “Arm Barn”
In another gastly attempt to remain relevant, PETA is pitching for Major League Baseball (MLB) to stop using the term
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COVID-19 Rescued Us From a Routine Valentine’s Day
This past year, everyone has been celebrating holidays differently, and Valentine’s Day won’t be an exception. Without being able to
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The “Florida Men” of Maryland
Florida, the chaos capital of the United States and proud home to the world’s worst superhero, Florida Man. The sunshine
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