Genius things to 100% do with your Chromebook
Recently, MCPS sent out a very informative message about a βpotentially dangerous trend,β namely, inserting lead into the USB ports
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Satire
The Senioritis Pandemic
(This is a Satirical piece) Blake High School Alert, fellow students! There has been an outbreak of a potentially deadly
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The Trend Train
Ah yes, the Trend Train: a seemingly endless convoy of fashions, fads, and crazes. What we previously assumed to be
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Shoving Your Way to Success at Blake
This is a work of satire. Are you tired of having to wait behind a horde of people mindlessly scrolling
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Silly, Salty, and Serious: New Years Resolutions!
If you’re in need of some new resolutions or just want to spice up your list, here are some good
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Top 10 Best Soups of All Time ft. Famous Haiku Writer
βWinter rain, Means steamed windows, So before I eat, I take off my glasses.β -History teacher and published poet Robert
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The Effortless Process of Fixing Global Warming
Global warming, a minor problem that can be fixed very easily even though it has not been fixed for over
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CW: The Television Channel of Our Dreams
The CW was just given the award for βBest Network Television Channel!β It became popular for its many great shows
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#WEAREBLAKE!! BLAKE BENGALS TO SUPER BOWL
All quotes are 100% fake. Recently announced after the conference championship, the Blake Bengals are now preparing for their very
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Euphoria Showcases the Unrepresented Struggle of Hardworking Sex Traffickers, Once Again Spreading Awareness and Totally not Triggering Anyone
This is a satire, all non-famous people mentioned are made up along with all quotes, for the purpose of entertainment.
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MCPS To Implement Hypnopedia in Effort to Make Up Snow Days
This article is a work of satire- all information and quotes are 100% fictional. In a bold new effort to
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Live, Laugh, Love <3 MCPS Currently
I love it at school right now. Nothing like walking into the hallways and breathing in a thick scent of
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A Full and Comprehensive List of Anime Characters that would Beat Goku
A constant question in the anime community is βWho is the strongest character?β The most common answer is Goku from
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PETA Pitches for the MLB to Change Animal-ist Baseball Term βBullpenβ to βArm Barnβ
In another gastly attempt to remain relevant, PETA is pitching for Major League Baseball (MLB) to stop using the term
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The βFlorida Menβ of Maryland
Florida, the chaos capital of the United States and proud home to the world’s worst superhero, Florida Man. The sunshine
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