Have a “Happy Happy Joy Joy” Day with Happy Happy Joy Joy History Teacher, Mr. Benswanger
Of the new teachers at Blake this year, one of the most notable would be our world history teacher, Mr.
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Stats and Stripes 2/15
69 – The percentage of flowers bought on Valentineβs day that are red roses It comes as no surprise that
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New Music Monday 02/17: City of New Music
Welcome back to this week’s rendition of Music Monday. Weβve got some stellar returns and some songs to start us
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The House Review
A few weeks ago, as I was scrolling through Netflix with my best friend, we stumbled across this stop motion
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Abdoulieβs Local College Basketball Update
Here’s how our local college basketball teams are doing at this point in the season. Team Record Current Status/vibeβ¦ recent
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Gov. Hogan encourages MDBE to repeal school Mask Mandate
Earlier today, Governor Larry Hogan asked the Maryland State Board of Education (MDBE) to rescind its school mask policy. After
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#WEAREBLAKE!! BLAKE BENGALS TO SUPER BOWL
All quotes are 100% fake. Recently announced after the conference championship, the Blake Bengals are now preparing for their very
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MCPS Makes More Mistakes
MCPS is known to the rest of the nation as an exceptional school district, with dedicated educators, devoted leaders, and
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Russia / Ukraine Border Conflict
Ukraine and Russia have long shared an intertwined history that has been littered with conflict and hostility, however after nearly
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Sub VS Dub: Ending the Age Old Debate
The clash between subtitled and dubbed shows has been an unending battle that has been fought since the beginning of
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Monifa McKnight to Keep Superintendent Position for Next 4 Years
The MCPS Board of Education announced Tuesday their plan to appoint Interim Superintendent Monifa McKnight to hold the position outright
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Euphoria Showcases the Unrepresented Struggle of Hardworking Sex Traffickers, Once Again Spreading Awareness and Totally not Triggering Anyone
This is a satire, all non-famous people mentioned are made up along with all quotes, for the purpose of entertainment.
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Top Contenders in the NBA MVP Race
This NBA season definitely hasnβt lacked excitement, with teams shaken up and new contenders on both sides of the Nba.
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MCPS To Implement Hypnopedia in Effort to Make Up Snow Days
This article is a work of satire- all information and quotes are 100% fictional. In a bold new effort to
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