#WEAREBLAKE!! BLAKE BENGALS TO SUPER BOWL
All quotes are 100% fake. Recently announced after the conference championship, the Blake Bengals are now preparing for their very
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MCPS Makes More Mistakes
MCPS is known to the rest of the nation as an exceptional school district, with dedicated educators, devoted leaders, and
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Russia / Ukraine Border Conflict
Ukraine and Russia have long shared an intertwined history that has been littered with conflict and hostility, however after nearly
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Sub VS Dub: Ending the Age Old Debate
The clash between subtitled and dubbed shows has been an unending battle that has been fought since the beginning of
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Monifa McKnight to Keep Superintendent Position for Next 4 Years
The MCPS Board of Education announced Tuesday their plan to appoint Interim Superintendent Monifa McKnight to hold the position outright
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Euphoria Showcases the Unrepresented Struggle of Hardworking Sex Traffickers, Once Again Spreading Awareness and Totally not Triggering Anyone
This is a satire, all non-famous people mentioned are made up along with all quotes, for the purpose of entertainment.
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Top Contenders in the NBA MVP Race
This NBA season definitely hasnβt lacked excitement, with teams shaken up and new contenders on both sides of the Nba.
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MCPS To Implement Hypnopedia in Effort to Make Up Snow Days
This article is a work of satire- all information and quotes are 100% fictional. In a bold new effort to
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Quote of the Week 2/7
As Black History Month begins, remember that the struggle for equality is as important as it is burdensome.
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Stats & Stripes 2/7
2 – number of weeks until the next three-day weekend. This week and next week will be five-day weeks, with
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MCPS Virtual Snow Day Update
On Feb. 4, MCPS announced to the community that they are currently considering implementing virtual learning during days where schools
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Kyrie vs. Steph: Yet Another Amazing Duel
The Brooklyn Nets visited the Golden Warriors last Saturday, without stars Kevin Durant and James Harden. They fell to Steph
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Upperclassmen Uncensored: The Advice Column
Welcome to the new and improved Blake Beat advice column, where your esteemed upperclassmen, Sofia, Alayna, Lauren, who, along with
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Zoom in to Math Class with Ms. Green!
Most students come in and out of school every day. Some may be absent for only a day, while others
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SGA Meeting 2/1
On Wednesday, the SGA hosted their monthly general assembly in the amphitheater during lunch. It was jam- packed full of
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